Study?

So exams start on Tuesday the 5th of May. In one word I am SCREWED!! Not only have I not done a tap yet, I don't plan on starting studying properly any day soon either. I don't even LIKE my college course for a start (Chemical Engineering - it's as interesting as it sounds!) It's the most money-driven industry there is. That's stupid, of course all industry is money-driven, but seriously, chemical engineering is one of the worst. I mean the objective is to monopolise on peoples' fatal illnesses, come on!! I don't do money!! I couldn't give a crap if making the reactor tank this much smaller and turning the heat up a degree or two makes us 4 billion dollars a year richer. I DON'T CARE!! I only chose this course because it had the lowest points when I left school and it sounded cool. Don't tell my head of school that though... I'm sure he'd be less than delighted...

Back to the point anyway. Exams. They turn my beautiful, fun-loving friends into hideous, greedy monsters who don't want to go for quick one in the bar. Anything that has that effect one anyone is evil. Total continuous assessment - telling you, it's the way to go.

Truth be told I am going to try to study today. Everyone else can do it, why can't I??